I can’t tell if this is a joke or not [ smell it ]

This game drives me crazy and I like it.

I’m no runner, and maybe this is common knowledge for people who run everywhere like Forest Gump, but I just didn’t realize that we really needed intelligent shoes that can change their cushion depending on the terrain you are running on. Here’s a link to these magic shoes.

I feel sorry for this guy. His parents must have hated him or something.

So I go to the store to pick up one thing and all I need is this one thing and there is a huge line and when I finally get to the counter there is this old man in front of me and he has a big bloody scab on his nose like he was in a fight with a badger and he’s buying assorted cookies and cheeses not to mention an onion and a tomato, or maybe it was a potato… something that ends with o. His total is $15 and some change. Instead of pulling a $20 bill out of his wallet or counting out the cash in his wallet then giving it to the woman, he slowly and methodically drops $1 bills one at a time in random locations all over the counter so the woman is forced to follow his hand around as she collects them one at a time until they both get to $16. I guess I’m lucky he didn’t pull one of those rubber change purses out and drop pennies one at a time to get the change.

For no reason at all I subscribe to GQ. That’s Gentleman’s Quarterly for you unsophisticated bastards. You know, one of those free subscription deals with very few choices, but this one seemed like it could possible contain, at the very least, one nugget of useful information to make it’s monthly arrival worth it for 12 months. That’s the other thing. Isn’t it supposed to come quarterly, not monthly? Either way, my rant is this:

I’m 14 pages into the March issue and I haven’t seen anything other than smelly adds portraying hollow images of plastic people. Oh wait! Here it is on page 14 ( 15 if you count the fold out cover ). GQ promotions and happenings which actually seems to be more adds. I’ll keep going….

I’m on page 32. GQ Insider which seems to be more adds and a little about some events they were doing in a bar in Chicago.

I’ve counted 36 page turns, but according to the bottom of the page I’m on number 70. What do I find? A table of contents. That seems odd to me. 70 pages in and I’m just coming to a TOC? Let’s continue, shall we?

It looks like I don’t have to count pages any more because they are marking them now. The next thing is on page 80 and it is more table of contents information, SUPER!

Fast forward to page 86 where you can find even more TOC info and finally on page 104 we have the illustrious LETTER FROM THE EDITOR.

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe it’s my short attention span which has continually shriveled as my mind has been fried from staring at web sites all day. Instant gratification, I WANT IT NOW!. If something doesn’t grab my attention in the first ten seconds, I’ve usually moved on.

I don’t know. Maybe GQ has to pack their magazine with pages and pages of ads to make money when they’ve got someone like Russell Crowe on the cover. Esquire, on the other hand, is much thinner than GQ, granted the ads are still there, but not as many. I can also be much more forgiving when Scarlett Johansen is the one asking me to read the articles. What do you think?

Got a new-fangled version of wordpress, hence the snappy new template it came with. Hope to do some more edits and additions soon, as time permits.

An interesting site listing hip hop performers and the names their mothers gave them. In many cases it is plain to see why they changed. [ smell it ]

This is a video of a monkey that has been frozen for 30 years, thawed and turned into a skeleton. Messed up. [ smell it ]

And that is all that I have to say.

In case you weren’t aware, Jesus speaks through the Republicans.

I was trying to remember what the hell this thing was called. I can’t believe I forgot about the rasterbator! Now with color too.

Son of the mask? ( not responsible for any loss of brain cells after watching the trailer )

I’m definitely getting one of these to increase the security around my desk.

The greatest game ever!

Here are some nice origami things and instructions

This is a pretty cool game as well as this.