This is a pretty cool visual browser for search terms from amazon.com [ smell it ]

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not [ smell it ]

This game drives me crazy and I like it.

I’m no runner, and maybe this is common knowledge for people who run everywhere like Forest Gump, but I just didn’t realize that we really needed intelligent shoes that can change their cushion depending on the terrain you are running on. Here’s a link to these magic shoes.
I feel sorry for this guy. [...]

So I go to the store to pick up one thing and all I need is this one thing and there is a huge line and when I finally get to the counter there is this old man in front of me and he has a big bloody scab on his nose like he was [...]

For no reason at all I subscribe to GQ. That’s Gentleman’s Quarterly for you unsophisticated bastards. You know, one of those free subscription deals with very few choices, but this one seemed like it could possible contain, at the very least, one nugget of useful information to make it’s monthly arrival worth it [...]

Got a new-fangled version of wordpress, hence the snappy new template it came with. Hope to do some more edits and additions soon, as time permits.